Top Ten things that piss me off at the gym:
1. Douchebags who are only there to look at themselves
2. Douchebags who are only there to look at chicks
3. Douchebags who are only there to look at dudes
4. Douchebags who are only there to use their cell phones
5. Douchebags who are only there to say they were there
6. Douchebags who are only there to be looked at
7. Douchebags who are only there to piss me off
8. Douchebags who are only there to get a pump
9. Douchebags who are only there to stand in my way
10. Douchebags who are only there to really piss me off